You know your school is full of assholes when…

You see a group of students making fun of the mute adult just trying to get to class and trying to ask them to get out of the way.

I helped him, telling them to get out of his way, and he thanked me… But still. Ugh. I hate people so much.

So there was a guy that was dressed head-to-toe as Captain Jack Sparrow today at PBSC for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I saw him on the way to my math and he made me smile and he looked at me and did the little Jack Sparrow wave off the top of the head thing? And it was so great.

KUDOS TO YOU, CAPTAIN. THAT OUTFIT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY HOT TO WEAR.

oh also I’m kind of officially a college student??

I registered for my classes today at PBSC… I’m taking an art class called “design fundamentals” which I guess should be interesting? A math prep class ‘cause I suck at math and some… Strategies for College Success class in… Yeah.

I’m happy with my schedule though? I only have classes Monday-Wednesday so yeah! That’s pretty neat. c: But yeah.

Yay I’m a college student.

remember that technical school I was talking about that keeps FUCKING CALLING ME??

YEAH THEY’RE STILL FUCKING CALLING. THE NUMBER OF DIFFERENT PHONE NUMBERS HAS REACHED 17 INCLUDING THE TWO I BLOCKED. JUST. WOW.

I TOLD ONE OF YOUR REPS I DIDN’T FUCKING WANT TO GO TO YOUR SCHOOL. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. YOU’RE A TECHNICAL SCHOOL, I GOT ACCEPTED TO PRIVATE UNIVERSITY WHICH IS WHERE I WANT TO GO.

IF A SCHOOL CALLED “FLORIDA CAREER COLLEGE” EVER ASKS YOU FOR YOUR SHIT, DON’T GIVE IT TO THEM. SERIOUSLY. JUST DON’T. UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO GO THERE. ‘CAUSE THEY ARE PERSISTENT FUCKERS.

wow a college just called me and left me a message and it was literally nothing but background noise and people talking and beeping like I guess they thought they hung up the phone but didn’t and didn’t realize it?

get your shit together. you’re a technical college, I don’t even want anything to do with you stop fuCKING CALLING ME. JESUS CHRIST. YOU’D THINK THEY’D TAKE THE HINT. LIKE WOW. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. I TOLD SOMEONE I WASN’T INTERESTED AND THEY KEEP CALLING. LEAVE. ME. ALONE. THEY HAVE LITERALLY CALLED ME FROM 13 DIFFERENT NUMBERS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LEAVE ME ALONE.

also I’m not saying technical colleges are bad, it’s just that I’ve already been accepted to the school I’m going to so I don’t want… anything to do… with any college that calls me now so. yeah.

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